I cannot, for the life of me, understand why some men decide to put tractor size tires on their jeeps and trucks. I mean really people. (And I don’t mean the people who have normal off road vehicles that are all tricked out.) Isn’t there a law or something that states these sort of additions are only to be made to vehicles that are going to be competing at Monster Truck rallies? Hell, I’ll start the petition. I’ll march that shit all the way to Washington. Stop the madness people.
Does it make them feel more alpha, tougher, more kick ass? Does being eye level with the 18 wheelers not seem a little odd to them? I mean sure, they need a step ladder to get into their vehicle but hey, they look cool as shit driving down the road sitting up on top of the world. They couldn’t possibly be overcompensating for some short coming.
It reminds me of that scene in Shrek when Lord Farquaad meets Princess Fiona for the first time. He rides up on his giant steed, looking all stately, but then his guards lift him down and we see the full him. All 3 feet or so of him. That is the picture I have in my head every time I see one of these jacked up, too tall, overdone vehicles on the day to day road. Like, we get it already. You don’t have a Napoleon complex and you are hung like Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Nights.
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